Posts Tagged: Weight Loss

How to gain weight and have poor health

Did you hear about the study that was released late in 2015? It was almost too painful to read. It said that 67% of women and 75% of men in this country are either overweight or obese.

Does that even seem possible?

If you look at people in the mall, or any of the big box stores, or…heaven forbid…in your own mirror, you will see clear evidence of this growing problem and therefore have proof that it is indeed possible.

It is time, once again, to review the negative consequences of these conditions, so repeat after me. It increases your risks of:

• Heart attacks
• Strokes
• Osteoporosis
• Type 2 diabetes
• Dying from every form of cancer
• Looking like jabba the hut

For those of you who actually want to increase your health care expenses, put a burden on your family, and accelerate your own demise, we have some great news for you!

On january 21^st, 2016, from 4:00 to 5:30 pm, we will be offering a unique, one-time-only chance to learn about the latest, proven methods to destroy your health using the most effective methods known to man.

You will hear about some of the old favorites like never avoiding sugar…ever, never exercising unless you feel like an Olympic athlete and have 4 hours with absolutely nothing else to do, always eating 125% more food than your stomach wants you to, and one of my favorites…telling yourself that you don’t look so bad compared to those aforementioned flabbies you see at the mall.

So grab your phone and call Hancock healthcare today at 445-5607 to reserve your seat. Seating is limited, so don’t miss out!

See you there!